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Don't you ever do that again.
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Remember the lever
on the steering column, move it,
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you can put the wheel
wherever you want.
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But don't move it while you're driving.
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Okay, Dad. Dad, I'm gonna be late.
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Square one's for the ignition,
round one's for the trunk
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and don't forget to lock it.
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Tim, I forgot to tell you.
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Last button on the arm,
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that locks up all the windows
and the doors.
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And, uh, look, don't put any scratches
on the car, okay?
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- Uh, drive carefully.
- Please fasten your seatbelt.
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I love you.
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Kiss me.
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- Chris.
- That's a real honey of a car.
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Mom.
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You'll be driving a Cadillac yourself
one of these days.
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- Please.
- Yeah, we'll see.
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Hi, Tim.
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Goodness,
what a fine-looking couple you are.
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You look like you just stepped off
of a wedding cake.
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We really gotta go.
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Just one more, just one more.
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Oh, it just gives me goosebumps
looking at the two of you.
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Oh, sorry, Bonnie.
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Please fasten your seatbelt.
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Ugh. Damn it.
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You just hold on, it'll work.
Here, give me the pliers.
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- Ow, Mom.
- What'd I tell you about that gum?
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- I don't know, what?
- I said, no more gum.
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You got that?
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Sick of you gnawing on that,
not being hungry at supper time.
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- That's not so.
- Wait a minute, fella.
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You just go on. Get out of here.
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Go on, vamoose.
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Find anything, Mr. Hurlbuck?
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Yes, ma'am, a few things.
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Yeah, like what?
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Like smoking in a food service area.
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This is The Moose,
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feeling, oh, so mellow and loose.
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So put your arms around
your favorite memory
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and hold it close.
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Two heads beating as one.
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Dancing the night away.
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Let's go for a drive.
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- Hey, how you doing?
- How you doing?
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You got 30 days to comply
and bring these violations up to code.
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You write me up on everything
but the color of the toilet paper,
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expect me to fix it
in 30 days?
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If you need more time,
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you'll have to appeal
to the county commissioners.
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How come all of a sudden
you're out here nosing around?
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- Just doing my job.
- Yeah?
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You tell the boys
at the county commission
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I said you did a real good job too.
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You ought to get smart
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Hey, Slam, how you been?
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Who was that?
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Just more trouble.
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Thanks.
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- Mm, Bonnie
- Oh, Tim.
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- Bulls.
- Tin.
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- Are we moving?
- Everything is moving.
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The whole world is moving.
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Bonnie, the whole car is moving.
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- Oh, no. No.
- Tim, what's happening?
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- Damn, the car is sinking.
- Huh?
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- Please fasten your seatbelt.
- Do something.
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Oh, God.
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Come on, come on.
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Dear God.
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This is really mature, Tim.
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- Holy shit.
- Don't forget your keys.
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Tim, where you going?
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- I gotta go get some help.
- What about me?
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You're not gonna leave me here,
are you?
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Okay, okay.
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Come on.
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Please don't get mud on my dress.
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Hold on. Whoa.
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My father's going to kill me.
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No, my father's gonna kill you.
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- I lost my shoe.
- Tim.
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- Damn it, I lost my shoe.
- Forget the shoe.
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You dorkwipe.
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Found my shoe.
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This is so mature.
This is ridiculous. Oh, my God.
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Look at my dress, it's wrecked.
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Destroyed.
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And my panty hose,
look at my panty hose.
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Bonnie, can it.
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- Where are we going?
- Getting a tow truck.
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- Here?
- You wanna walk two miles into town?
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Go right ahead, knock yourself out.
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Why are you treating me like this?
What have I done?
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- You're acting like a pig.
- Bonnie, I'm warning you, can it.
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Okay, fine.
I'll just call my father then.
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Fine, go ahead and call him.
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Shit. Give me a break.
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He does have the advantage.
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That's right.
A lot of his fans are booing him,
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they must love him.
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Excuse me.
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And behind him, Adam Bomb.
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Jesus H. Casper the Ghost.
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What the hell happened to you?
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Had car trouble.
I'm looking for a tow truck.
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Looks like you need a car wash.
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He's loaded for action, ready to fire.
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We got a tow truck,
but you'll have to talk to Mike first.
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- Where's Mike?
- Inside, watching the derby.
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Is it okay if I go in?
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Sure, honey, for 3 bucks,
anybody can go in.
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Heck of a show.
Lots of blood and heavy metal.
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Forget it. Go on in.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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And here come
the two Banzai Brothers.
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Where's Mike Cody?
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Up there.
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Maybe we'll see some of that tonight.
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- Ha, ha.
- And behind him...
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- I'm looking for Mike Cody.
- I'm Mike Cody, what do you want?
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I need a tow truck.
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What's wrong with your car?
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It stalled in a stream.
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Stalled in a stream?
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Kind of half in and half out.
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We're gonna have
one heck of a melee.
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Damn.
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- You got any money?
- How much?
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- Twenty if I don't get wet, 30 if I do.
- Yeah, sure, whatever.
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All right, gotta wait a minute.
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Take a last look,
give a round of applause
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one last time
before we start this race.
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And here comes the favorite.
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Slam Webster.
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Slam "The Ram" Webster.
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- Slam, Slam, Slam.
- Yeah.
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Slam, Slam, Slam.
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There's my favorite boy out there.
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He's gonna do a real good job.
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I'm glad you like him.
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Uh-oh, here comes the one in black,
Darth Vader.
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We're gonna start
the countdown right now.
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Five, four, three, two, one.
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And they're off. There they go.
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I kind of like that Vader
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with that there red car,
beautiful paint job.
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He's gonna fly
on the wheel stack again.
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Red Baron wants to take on
the entire left side of the field.
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Here comes Slam... Oh!
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Adam Bomb wants some,
he's right in the middle.
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- Oh, beautiful hit.
- Ha, ha.
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Slam Webster,
ladies and gentlemen. Slam Webster.
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Slam just hit them both,
knocking them both in a circle.
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Beautiful hit.
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Beautiful, that was so hard,
it's worth seven points.
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There goes one,
it's up and over into another car.
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Slam's got Pink Slip in his sights.
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- Oh! Beautiful hit from Slam Webster.
- Ha, ha.
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Pink Slip is out of this race.
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Two running cars on the track left.
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And that is, of course,
Slam "The Ram" Webster
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and the Chief of Police,
Darth Vader.
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Slam doesn't see him,
he's coming from behind. Oh!
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Slam didn't even see
that one coming, beautiful.
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Out of the way. He made it.
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Now, he's gonna finish him off.
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- Bam! That is it, that is it.
- Ha, ha.
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Beautiful hit from a backdoor driver.
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Yeah, Slam!
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The Force isn't with him
this evening.
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The old Darth Vader, Tucker Smith,
bites the dust.
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Start it up for the one and the only,
Slam "The Ram" Webster.
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- Great, Slam.
- Attaboy.
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Thank you, thank you,
don't applaud, throw money.
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Slam!
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And that's all for tonight here at...
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That is it, Mike.
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I am a human being, not a light bulb.
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I'll be right back.
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Whew! I think I know who you're
looking for, he's up there.
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- Oh, no.
- That's my daughter.
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00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,354
Never again, Tim Pearson.
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Never in one million,
trillion goddamn years.
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It was an accident, Mr. Clark.
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What kind of demented cabbage patch
do you think I hopped out of?
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- Look at her!
- Dad.
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She looks like she was dragged
through a goddamned barnyard.
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- Horny little ba...
- Dad.
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- Easy.
- Come on, lover boy.
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- Come on, you son of a b-!
- Enough, mister.
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This is between us, sweetheart
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00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:07,417
Look buddy, I'll give you 60 seconds
to get off my property
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or I'll kick your tiny nuts
up your big fat ass.
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00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:11,144
Sorry, Tim.
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00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:13,985
- Oh, boy.
- All right, let's go, missy.
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I'm not gonna forget this, Pearson.
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You too, sweetheart
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00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:20,831
You Roger Pearson's son?
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00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:22,489
Yeah.
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00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:23,962
Hey, hey.
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00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,062
Did I miss a good fight?
206
00:15:26,225 --> 00:15:27,499
Wanna earn 30 bucks?
207
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:29,604
What did you have in mind?
208
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,300
Cut it out, give junior here a tow.
209
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,679
Man, I feel so stupid.
210
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:44,151
Well, boy, you just discovered
the oldest sexual position in the book.
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00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:45,345
What?
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00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:46,717
The foolish position.
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00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:50,187
I gotta pull over for a minute.
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00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:51,487
What you just gotta remember,
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your brains are between your ears
and not your legs.
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00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:56,756
Hey, Slam.
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00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:00,537
Things a little rough
at the Speedrome tonight?
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00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:01,728
Yeah, ha, ha.
219
00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:04,238
My friend here had a problem
out at County Line Bridge.
220
00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:07,942
Oh. Out there baiting your hook, huh?
Catch anything?
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00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,342
Damn.
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00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:16,046
How's that gorgeous honey
of a wife of yours doing, huh?
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00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,314
- You tell me.
- Come again?
224
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:21,987
- She wasn't here tonight, was she?
- I don't wanna get messed up...
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00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,526
She wasn't here tonight,
was she, Mickey?
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00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:28,630
No.
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00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:31,324
I'll see you.
228
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:35,731
Hey, Mickey.
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00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,083
Slam?
230
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:57,558
Slam, that you?
231
00:16:58,251 --> 00:16:59,389
No, it's a burglar.
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00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:04,360
It's late, baby.
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00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,769
So how did you do bowling tonight?
234
00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:13,703
Claire beat me three times in a row.
235
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,891
Let's go to bed, baby.
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00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:50,443
Hey, thanks.
237
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:51,911
How did we do tonight?
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00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,982
Oh, you know.
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00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,389
Five, six, seven...
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00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:02,625
This ain't no way
to make a living anymore.
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00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:27,910
Watch it.
Looks like you had a rough night.
242
00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:31,078
You look pretty lonely,
sitting there all beat up.
243
00:18:31,243 --> 00:18:37,023
You don't have to worry about a thing.
I'm gonna take you to junk heaven.
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00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,814
Oh, my God.
245
00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:06,421
It's not as bad as it looks, Dad.
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00:19:20,459 --> 00:19:23,099
A door is ajar.
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00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,944
You should've sold out, Michelle,
when your dad died.
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00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,177
Look, what if we just cut it in half?
249
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:37,720
- Five thousand?
- I'm sorry, Michelle, but it's business.
250
00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:41,290
At this rate, you'll be out of business
by the end of the summer.
251
00:19:41,447 --> 00:19:43,393
All your suppliers have
you on a cash basis.
252
00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:46,553
- There is no...
- Thanks for your time, Mr. Fleming.
253
00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:56,839
Hi.
254
00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:59,637
- Hi.
- How are you today?
255
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,244
Fine.
256
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,778
Thanks for helping me out last night.
257
00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:06,277
- It's okay.
- Really.
258
00:20:07,473 --> 00:20:08,645
- Okay.
- I mean it.
259
00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:12,645
Look, I'll see you.
260
00:20:14,246 --> 00:20:15,987
That's a big thermometer.
261
00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:19,421
Yup.
262
00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:25,229
- You want it?
- No.
263
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:28,167
No, no, no, come on, take it.
They're giving them away free.
264
00:20:29,795 --> 00:20:31,433
Great.
265
00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:34,805
You know, I've always been interested
in the weather.
266
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,604
I bet.
267
00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:48,648
Smooth, Pearson.
268
00:20:48,814 --> 00:20:50,452
The weather?
269
00:20:50,716 --> 00:20:51,751
Duh.
270
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,390
- Dad?
- I'll be right out.
271
00:20:54,553 --> 00:20:57,432
February, 4720.
That's up a dollar three.
272
00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:01,970
February pork bellies up 187
at 6127.
273
00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:05,337
December five came up 47
at 6267.
274
00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:09,442
Farm report is brought to you hourly
by Gordon Chemical.
275
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:13,049
Your one stop store
for an feed and fertilizer needs.
276
00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:14,707
Back to our musical programming.
277
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:17,514
Dad, I'm sorry about your car.
278
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:22,416
You know, a father loaning his car,
his first Cadillac, to his son,
279
00:21:22,581 --> 00:21:26,358
now, that's not just a father loaning
any car to his son.
280
00:21:26,685 --> 00:21:28,790
That's a father loaning a symbol
of his success,
281
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:31,195
achievement and victories to his son
and saying:
282
00:21:31,357 --> 00:21:32,859
"Here, you take this Cadillac
283
00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:35,505
and you drive it proudly
up the road of your dreams."
284
00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:39,909
But, for chrissake,
don't park the son of a bitch
285
00:21:40,065 --> 00:21:42,773
in the middle of a goddamn stream.
286
00:21:44,870 --> 00:21:46,679
You understand what I'm getting at?
287
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:52,487
I think you're telling me you don't want
me to drive your Cadillac anymore.
288
00:21:55,381 --> 00:21:58,089
I think we understand each other.
289
00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:17,779
Damn it! You turd.
290
00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:19,777
Thought you were gonna
swim to Bora Bora.
291
00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:21,577
Ran out of air.
292
00:22:21,740 --> 00:22:22,878
See any mermaids?
293
00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:24,953
Just catfish.
294
00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:28,656
And I'm so sick of catfish.
295
00:22:28,814 --> 00:22:30,487
How am I gonna be
the next Jacques Cousteau
296
00:22:30,649 --> 00:22:32,458
if I'm sitting in a cornfield?
297
00:22:32,618 --> 00:22:35,098
Still haven't told
your old man yet, huh?
298
00:22:35,254 --> 00:22:37,359
Gotta tell him you're gonna
turn down the scholarship.
299
00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:41,027
Tell him in your valedictory address,
that would really fry his mind.
300
00:22:41,594 --> 00:22:47,169
Ladies and gentlemen,
fellow students, distinguished guests.
301
00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:49,904
Today is a very special day.
302
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:52,076
Today is a day unlike any other day.
303
00:22:54,173 --> 00:22:58,121
Today is the day
where we wave hello with one hand
304
00:22:58,277 --> 00:23:00,621
and wave goodbye
with the other hand.
305
00:23:03,782 --> 00:23:05,762
Dinner's on the table.
306
00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:09,062
Thank you, Dad.
307
00:23:20,599 --> 00:23:23,307
- Looks good.
- Oh, thanks.
308
00:23:24,870 --> 00:23:26,474
- What's wrong with you?
- Nothing.
309
00:23:26,639 --> 00:23:27,811
What's wrong with you?
310
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:29,852
Nothing.
311
00:23:35,514 --> 00:23:37,824
- I can't help it.
- Susan.
312
00:23:37,983 --> 00:23:39,860
It's killing me, I can't help it.
313
00:23:40,019 --> 00:23:42,363
The conversation is finished.
314
00:23:42,521 --> 00:23:44,967
- What conversation?
- It's none of your business.
315
00:23:45,124 --> 00:23:47,400
- Yeah, they're my boobs.
- Susan.
316
00:23:47,559 --> 00:23:48,833
What boobs? You have boobs?
317
00:23:48,994 --> 00:23:50,200
Can it.
318
00:23:50,362 --> 00:23:51,500
See, Mom, that's what I mean.
319
00:23:51,664 --> 00:23:54,042
You can't even tell I have anything
with this dumb thing on.
320
00:23:54,199 --> 00:23:57,180
- We wear bras in this family, period.
- We do?
321
00:23:57,336 --> 00:24:00,078
- I said can it.
- It's canned, it's canned.
322
00:24:00,239 --> 00:24:02,378
- Took me 13 years to grow them-
- Oh, my God.
323
00:24:02,541 --> 00:24:03,815
Just when they stem to show,
324
00:24:03,976 --> 00:24:05,614
I have to smash them down
with a bra?
325
00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:07,451
Better smashed than flopping.
326
00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:08,751
I wish they'd flop.
327
00:24:08,914 --> 00:24:11,155
I'd pay a million dollars
if they'd just wiggle a little.
328
00:24:11,317 --> 00:24:13,558
- Susan, I'm warning you.
- They're my boobs, Mom.
329
00:24:13,719 --> 00:24:15,790
- Breasts.
- Breast, boob, what's the difference?
330
00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:18,128
- A lot in your case.
- Oh, sit on it.
331
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,325
- Susan.
- Tim.
332
00:24:19,491 --> 00:24:20,526
All right.
333
00:24:23,629 --> 00:24:25,734
The conversation is finished.
334
00:24:25,898 --> 00:24:27,172
Some conversation.
335
00:24:27,866 --> 00:24:30,676
I thought we'd have
a little get-together in the backyard
336
00:24:30,836 --> 00:24:32,509
after the graduation exercises.
337
00:24:32,671 --> 00:24:34,207
Oh, I don't wanna have a party.
338
00:24:34,373 --> 00:24:35,613
Oh, sure you do.
339
00:24:35,774 --> 00:24:37,276
Mom, I would really just like to-?
340
00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:40,487
Oh, Dad, gross.
341
00:24:42,948 --> 00:24:44,484
Excuse me.
342
00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:03,971
MTV Music Television.
343
00:25:04,136 --> 00:25:06,980
We've got your favorite
video music in stereo.
344
00:26:39,231 --> 00:26:40,437
What are you guys doing here?
345
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:43,102
We just need a couple
of hundred thousand to tide us over.
346
00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:45,441
All we've got left
is the condo in Bogot�.
347
00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:46,912
I'm busy, leave me alone.
348
00:26:47,072 --> 00:26:48,107
You can't do this to us,
349
00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:50,116
not after all the things
we've done for you.
350
00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:52,255
- Yeah, Tim.
- Johnny, take care of them.
351
00:26:52,411 --> 00:26:53,446
Beat it.
352
00:28:14,393 --> 00:28:16,100
Stick them up.
353
00:28:16,261 --> 00:28:17,296
You got any gum?
354
00:28:17,629 --> 00:28:18,733
What?
355
00:28:18,897 --> 00:28:21,776
You got any gum?
356
00:28:22,501 --> 00:28:24,139
No, sorry.
357
00:28:26,972 --> 00:28:28,610
Damn.
358
00:28:28,874 --> 00:28:30,217
You work here?
359
00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:33,288
Yup, me and my ma.
360
00:28:34,479 --> 00:28:37,688
She sells the hot dogs,
takes the ticket money.
361
00:28:37,849 --> 00:28:41,922
I drive the forklift, that's my job.
362
00:28:42,087 --> 00:28:44,067
Nobody can do it but me.
363
00:28:45,123 --> 00:28:47,865
If you wanna drive in the derby,
what do you gotta do?
364
00:28:48,026 --> 00:28:51,940
Just put it in reverse, go like crazy.
Ka-bam!
365
00:28:52,097 --> 00:28:53,735
That's it, huh?
366
00:28:53,899 --> 00:28:55,879
Smash them up.
367
00:28:56,101 --> 00:28:58,843
- Where do you get the cars?
- I got some back there.
368
00:28:59,004 --> 00:29:00,483
I got a...
369
00:29:00,639 --> 00:29:01,845
What do they call it?
370
00:29:02,007 --> 00:29:04,510
The front of it
looks like a rocket ship.
371
00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,552
Studebakers,
you know, Studebakers?
372
00:29:06,712 --> 00:29:07,747
Yeah, sure.
373
00:29:07,913 --> 00:29:10,689
Well, it's kind of a Studebaker,
it's got a Buick engine in it.
374
00:29:10,849 --> 00:29:12,453
It's a "Stud-a-Buick."
375
00:29:12,618 --> 00:29:14,495
Here comes the Stud-a-Buick.
376
00:29:14,653 --> 00:29:17,156
They don't make them anymore.
All out.
377
00:29:17,322 --> 00:29:19,165
- You want that one?
- How much you want-?
378
00:29:19,324 --> 00:29:21,099
You can't sell my cars, Cowboy,
you know that.
379
00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:22,568
- Yes, I can.
- No, you can't.
380
00:29:22,728 --> 00:29:25,641
- Why not?
- Because they're mine, not yours.
381
00:29:25,797 --> 00:29:26,832
They are too mine.
382
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,676
Look, just go back to the trailer
and I'll fix you supper.
383
00:29:30,836 --> 00:29:32,008
I ain't hungry.
384
00:29:32,170 --> 00:29:33,444
Just do what I say, go.
385
00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:34,675
Now, go.
386
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:36,285
- Come here.
- What?
387
00:29:36,441 --> 00:29:38,717
You got something in your ear.
388
00:29:41,980 --> 00:29:43,755
Thanks, Mike.
389
00:29:44,049 --> 00:29:45,790
I didn't mean to get him in any trouble.
390
00:29:45,951 --> 00:29:46,986
You didn't.
391
00:29:47,152 --> 00:29:48,187
What can I do for you?
392
00:29:48,353 --> 00:29:50,492
- I wanna drive in the derby.
- Why?
393
00:29:50,656 --> 00:29:52,829
I thought it'd be some fun,
that's all.
394
00:29:52,991 --> 00:29:55,995
- You gotta be 18.
- No sweat, I turned 18 last month.
395
00:29:56,161 --> 00:29:58,266
Look, some other time.
396
00:29:59,431 --> 00:30:00,933
Does that mean no?
397
00:30:01,099 --> 00:30:02,339
It means some other time.
398
00:30:02,501 --> 00:30:04,845
If you don't take my word for it,
go ask your dad.
399
00:30:05,003 --> 00:30:06,676
What does he have to do with it?
400
00:30:06,872 --> 00:30:08,476
Go home.
401
00:30:14,179 --> 00:30:17,683
Back, back. Reach, reach, reach.
402
00:30:17,849 --> 00:30:19,658
Take it down, now stretch.
403
00:30:20,719 --> 00:30:22,824
You gotta work that body every day.
404
00:30:22,988 --> 00:30:24,865
Now, come on,
what are you waiting for?
405
00:30:25,023 --> 00:30:26,058
Oh, hi.
406
00:30:26,224 --> 00:30:29,364
- Dinner will be ready real soon.
- Hold it down, hands up.
407
00:30:29,528 --> 00:30:33,442
Side, side, side, side,
side, side, side.
408
00:30:33,598 --> 00:30:34,941
I must be adopted.
409
00:30:35,100 --> 00:30:38,172
Come on, hold that
stomach in, honey. Side, side.
410
00:30:38,337 --> 00:30:39,441
Dad, you know Mike Cody?
411
00:30:39,604 --> 00:30:40,674
What about her?
412
00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:42,341
I went to the Speedrome today to...
413
00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:45,113
- I don't want you to go out there.
- Why?
414
00:30:45,277 --> 00:30:46,881
I just don't, you got it?
415
00:30:47,045 --> 00:30:48,456
Got what? What's going on?
416
00:30:48,613 --> 00:30:51,321
Nothing is going on.
417
00:30:51,483 --> 00:30:54,692
Do you have to resist everything
that I ever say to you?
418
00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:57,197
I'm not resisting you,
I'd like something better than "no."
419
00:30:57,356 --> 00:31:00,360
- You're resisting with that attitude.
- You always turn everything around.
420
00:31:00,525 --> 00:31:02,971
Ah, don't use that Psychology Today
routine on me.
421
00:31:03,128 --> 00:31:05,802
- I'm not in the mood for it.
- Dinner's on.
422
00:31:05,964 --> 00:31:08,410
- Let's go eat.
- I'm not hungry.
423
00:31:10,969 --> 00:31:12,107
Susan, let's eat.
424
00:31:13,739 --> 00:31:14,911
Susan, let's eat!
425
00:31:15,073 --> 00:31:17,952
You don't have to yell.
Why is everyone always yelling at me?
426
00:31:18,110 --> 00:31:22,581
I'm not bothering anyone. I'm sick
of everyone always yelling at me.
427
00:31:26,985 --> 00:31:30,023
Slam, there's a Hungry-Man
dinner in the oven.
428
00:31:30,188 --> 00:31:31,223
Where you going?
429
00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:33,666
- I told you.
- Told me what?
430
00:31:33,825 --> 00:31:35,668
I'm going marketing, honey.
431
00:31:35,827 --> 00:31:36,965
Dressed like that?
432
00:31:38,263 --> 00:31:41,904
Well, I was gonna go naked
but my ass sticks to the car seat.
433
00:31:43,268 --> 00:31:44,941
Bye, honey.
434
00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:02,630
Well, hidey hidey ho, Mikey.
435
00:32:02,788 --> 00:32:04,631
I haven't seen you in a long time.
436
00:32:04,790 --> 00:32:06,326
Hey, Uncle Bob, how you doing?
437
00:32:06,491 --> 00:32:07,526
My back's killing me.
438
00:32:07,692 --> 00:32:10,673
Every time I piss, it burns like
I got a butane lighter stuck up my ass.
439
00:32:10,829 --> 00:32:12,968
Otherwise, everything's just peachy.
440
00:32:13,131 --> 00:32:14,906
How are you?
441
00:32:15,066 --> 00:32:16,773
Making it.
442
00:32:17,736 --> 00:32:19,272
What are you drinking tonight?
443
00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:20,610
I'll have a beer.
444
00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:22,376
You got it.
445
00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:24,185
How's Aunt Winnie?
446
00:32:24,342 --> 00:32:26,322
Oh, hell, she's fine.
447
00:32:27,913 --> 00:32:29,392
I need to ask you a favor.
448
00:32:30,615 --> 00:32:32,185
Shoot.
449
00:32:33,251 --> 00:32:34,889
I need to borrow some money.
450
00:32:35,053 --> 00:32:36,361
Okay.
451
00:32:36,521 --> 00:32:38,694
How much you need, kiddo?
452
00:32:41,126 --> 00:32:42,161
Ten thousand dollars.
453
00:32:45,063 --> 00:32:46,838
Ten thousand?
454
00:32:48,867 --> 00:32:52,440
Hmm. I love you, I truly do, but...
455
00:32:52,604 --> 00:32:57,212
Oh, Winnie would pass a kidney stone
if I loaned you anything like that.
456
00:32:57,375 --> 00:32:59,582
I know, you don't have to explain.
457
00:33:00,178 --> 00:33:02,715
I know I don't, damn it, but I'm...
458
00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:04,824
I'm just sorry.
459
00:33:05,417 --> 00:33:07,988
- You were better off out in California...
- Oh, Bob, please.
460
00:33:08,153 --> 00:33:09,962
Now, listen to me.
461
00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:11,657
You are smart and you are pretty
462
00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:14,429
and you could be or do almost
anything in the world you wanted to,
463
00:33:14,593 --> 00:33:16,436
but no, no, no, not you.
464
00:33:16,595 --> 00:33:18,074
You're gonna hold your head up high.
465
00:33:18,230 --> 00:33:20,073
Let me just tell you something,
466
00:33:20,232 --> 00:33:22,178
when you're neck deep in shit,
you got no choice-
467
00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:25,110
- But to hold your head up high.
- But to hold your head up high.
468
00:33:25,303 --> 00:33:27,010
I am my father's daughter.
469
00:33:30,609 --> 00:33:32,054
Quiet down back there.
470
00:33:35,213 --> 00:33:36,920
- Slam.
- Give me another round.
471
00:33:37,082 --> 00:33:38,993
Listen, I'm gonna slam you
the hell out of here
472
00:33:39,150 --> 00:33:40,527
if you break that damn game.
473
00:33:40,685 --> 00:33:41,789
Give me another round.
474
00:33:41,953 --> 00:33:44,126
No way, Jose.
475
00:33:44,289 --> 00:33:46,599
- Oh, shit, I'll get it myself.
- Whoa.
476
00:33:47,392 --> 00:33:49,235
- Come on, I'll take you home.
- I'm all right.
477
00:33:49,394 --> 00:33:50,429
Yeah, bullshit.
478
00:33:50,595 --> 00:33:52,074
- I'm all right.
- Come on.
479
00:33:52,230 --> 00:33:55,143
- No.
- Look, do you wanna fight?
480
00:33:55,300 --> 00:33:56,472
I don't hit women.
481
00:33:56,635 --> 00:33:59,138
Good, I don't hit drunks.
482
00:33:59,304 --> 00:34:01,409
Hey, I'm sorry, everybody.
483
00:34:01,573 --> 00:34:03,849
There's only two kinds of drunks.
484
00:34:04,009 --> 00:34:07,218
Those that are sorry
and those that soon will be.
485
00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:08,915
You think you can handle him
all right?
486
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:11,583
Yeah, no problem.
487
00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:16,093
If he gets antsy on you,
488
00:34:16,521 --> 00:34:19,991
you just rap his head
on the pavement a couple of times.
489
00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:28,775
What's that?
490
00:34:29,134 --> 00:34:31,171
Five hundred dollars.
491
00:34:31,469 --> 00:34:32,880
Winnie doesn't know about it.
492
00:34:33,038 --> 00:34:35,279
The Internal Revenue
doesn't know about it.
493
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:38,649
Nobody knows about it
and that's just the way I wanna keep it.
494
00:34:38,810 --> 00:34:40,187
- I can't take it.
- Sure you can.
495
00:34:40,345 --> 00:34:42,382
Now just put it in your pocket.
496
00:34:46,384 --> 00:34:48,091
Oh, goddamn it.
497
00:34:48,253 --> 00:34:49,288
Come on.
498
00:34:49,454 --> 00:34:52,094
Go on now. Get out.
499
00:34:57,028 --> 00:34:59,099
Slam? Slam.
500
00:34:59,264 --> 00:35:00,902
Wait a minute.
501
00:35:01,066 --> 00:35:03,171
No, Slam, this way.
502
00:35:03,802 --> 00:35:05,042
You love anybody, Mike?
503
00:35:07,038 --> 00:35:08,984
Yeah, I guess so.
504
00:35:12,477 --> 00:35:14,548
Did you ever love me?
505
00:35:15,180 --> 00:35:16,853
You're drunk.
506
00:35:17,515 --> 00:35:18,550
I know that.
507
00:35:19,918 --> 00:35:21,864
I'm just asking you a question.
508
00:35:27,192 --> 00:35:28,967
Hey, you know...
509
00:35:29,694 --> 00:35:32,174
You are a beautiful woman.
510
00:35:32,330 --> 00:35:33,604
Don't even think about it, Slam,
511
00:35:33,765 --> 00:35:35,870
because I'll kick your ass
drunk or sober.
512
00:35:36,267 --> 00:35:38,713
Goddamn, you're hostile.
I'm not gonna jump on you.
513
00:35:40,105 --> 00:35:43,450
Couldn't get it up now if you were
a pair of twins in a vat of Mazola oil.
514
00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:48,988
Stop it.
515
00:35:50,081 --> 00:35:51,526
Wait, wait. Oh.
516
00:35:52,117 --> 00:35:54,495
- Jeez.
- Ha, ha. Oops.
517
00:35:59,391 --> 00:36:03,897
You remember that time we all went
skinny-dipping out at the lake?
518
00:36:04,396 --> 00:36:07,536
- Uh-uh.
- Oh, come on, you know...
519
00:36:07,699 --> 00:36:11,272
The night your old man caught us
trying to rip off a keg of beer
520
00:36:11,436 --> 00:36:12,881
from the concession stand?
521
00:36:13,038 --> 00:36:15,917
That was a long time ago, Slam.
522
00:36:17,542 --> 00:36:19,522
Man.
523
00:36:21,479 --> 00:36:23,356
I had a crush on you.
524
00:36:25,083 --> 00:36:27,188
You always treated me
like I had the plague.
525
00:36:27,552 --> 00:36:30,761
Because you're so goddamn weird.
You always scared the crap out of me.
526
00:36:32,123 --> 00:36:35,434
Hell, you broke Glen Reynolds' nose
when he tried to get in your pants.
527
00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:38,769
I didn't break yours.
528
00:36:40,899 --> 00:36:46,008
No, you just broke my head when you
ran off with that jerk-off dopehead.
529
00:36:50,742 --> 00:36:52,244
Mike?
530
00:36:53,611 --> 00:36:55,147
Yeah?
531
00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:08,427
It's okay, Slam.
532
00:37:28,413 --> 00:37:31,951
Yo! Hey, what are you doing,
birdwatching or something?
533
00:37:32,650 --> 00:37:34,789
What's wrong with you, you sick?
534
00:37:34,953 --> 00:37:36,296
I don't know.
535
00:37:36,454 --> 00:37:38,263
Maybe I ought to call it
and head home.
536
00:37:38,423 --> 00:37:41,666
Yeah, maybe you ought to.
You don't look so hot.
537
00:37:53,705 --> 00:37:55,150
Yeah, baby.
538
00:37:56,941 --> 00:38:00,184
- Slide on in.
- Thank you, baby.
539
00:38:02,514 --> 00:38:03,857
- Oh, shit.
- What?
540
00:38:04,015 --> 00:38:05,517
- Ernie.
- Who?
541
00:38:05,683 --> 00:38:08,323
- Ernie, Slam, my husband.
- Oh, no.
542
00:38:12,557 --> 00:38:13,797
Start the car.
543
00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:18,733
Out of the car, both of you, now.
544
00:38:18,897 --> 00:38:20,399
Wait a second, Ernie.
545
00:38:20,565 --> 00:38:22,044
I said, get out of the car.
546
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:24,180
- It's not what you...
- It's not what I what?
547
00:38:24,335 --> 00:38:25,541
I suppose the greaseball there
548
00:38:25,703 --> 00:38:27,876
is just a fucking figment
of my imagination, right?
549
00:38:29,073 --> 00:38:32,486
Slam, this is Donny. We were just...
550
00:38:32,644 --> 00:38:35,716
You were just boffing him
in my bed, weren't you?
551
00:38:36,247 --> 00:38:40,059
In my goddamn bed
in my goddamn house!
552
00:38:44,222 --> 00:38:47,032
I am warning you,
get out of the goddamn car now.
553
00:38:47,192 --> 00:38:50,366
Hey, pal, why don't you just cool off
a few degrees?
554
00:38:51,796 --> 00:38:53,833
You talking to me, pal?
555
00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:55,875
Better move your truck, pal.
556
00:38:56,467 --> 00:38:58,208
Move the pickup, right now.
557
00:38:58,369 --> 00:39:00,371
What, do you think
you're going somewhere?
558
00:39:00,538 --> 00:39:02,040
Get out of the car.
559
00:39:02,207 --> 00:39:03,948
Damn it, move the pickup.
560
00:39:04,108 --> 00:39:07,112
I'll give you to the count of five
to get out of that car.
561
00:39:07,278 --> 00:39:09,349
- Stop it, Ernie.
- One.
562
00:39:09,514 --> 00:39:11,187
- Get your hands off the car.
- Two.
563
00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:13,427
Three.
564
00:39:13,585 --> 00:39:16,498
Four, five.
565
00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:18,690
Hey, I'm warning you.
566
00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:20,427
Oh, yeah?
567
00:39:20,592 --> 00:39:23,801
Stop it, you son of a bitch.
568
00:39:23,962 --> 00:39:26,442
Just get out of the car, pal.
569
00:39:26,598 --> 00:39:28,976
Fuck you, Jake, you're nuts.
570
00:39:29,133 --> 00:39:30,168
Oh, yeah?
571
00:39:30,335 --> 00:39:32,372
You wanna see nuts?
I'll show you nuts.
572
00:39:32,537 --> 00:39:34,448
This is nuts, pal.
573
00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:36,648
Oh, shit.
574
00:39:40,812 --> 00:39:41,882
Ernie!
575
00:39:48,286 --> 00:39:49,321
Oh, shit!
576
00:39:49,787 --> 00:39:51,733
He's gone crazy.
577
00:39:52,357 --> 00:39:53,631
He's gonna kill us.
578
00:39:54,192 --> 00:39:57,071
- No, no!
- Let go, damn it.
579
00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:59,230
- Let go.
- Don't shoot him.
580
00:40:00,598 --> 00:40:01,770
Oh, damn it!
581
00:40:01,933 --> 00:40:04,038
Oh, my God.
582
00:40:06,804 --> 00:40:08,181
Candy, are you all right?
583
00:40:08,339 --> 00:40:11,286
I shot him, I shot him.
584
00:40:11,442 --> 00:40:13,217
Are you hit?
585
00:40:15,613 --> 00:40:17,752
Does a duck have lips?
586
00:40:22,754 --> 00:40:25,701
Okay, now you sure nobody wants
to press charges against nobody else?
587
00:40:29,861 --> 00:40:32,933
Well, in that case, have a nice day.
588
00:40:39,304 --> 00:40:41,477
Come on, I'll give you a ride home.
589
00:40:42,140 --> 00:40:43,346
Candy, look, hey.
590
00:40:43,508 --> 00:40:45,146
You just stay away from me.
591
00:40:46,311 --> 00:40:48,484
I'll get home on my own.
592
00:40:53,551 --> 00:40:55,053
Hey.
593
00:41:00,158 --> 00:41:02,069
Oh, shit.
594
00:41:41,666 --> 00:41:43,577
What are you doing here?
595
00:41:44,535 --> 00:41:46,640
I can't go home.
596
00:41:47,405 --> 00:41:49,214
Did she kick you out?
597
00:41:49,774 --> 00:41:51,583
Right on my ass.
598
00:41:51,743 --> 00:41:56,192
Got some, uh, peace-bond thing
sworn out on me.
599
00:41:56,848 --> 00:41:58,953
Not only can't I sleep
in my own bed with my own wife,
600
00:41:59,117 --> 00:42:02,030
I gotta fucking stay
50 feet away from her.
601
00:42:02,186 --> 00:42:04,063
Like I'm supposed to carry
a damned tape measure
602
00:42:04,222 --> 00:42:05,633
around with me or something.
603
00:42:05,790 --> 00:42:07,463
What happened?
604
00:42:09,227 --> 00:42:11,639
Poor judgment on my part. Ha, ha.
605
00:42:11,796 --> 00:42:14,538
- Did you beat her up?
- Hell no.
606
00:42:14,699 --> 00:42:16,406
I beat up her boyfriend's car.
607
00:42:20,705 --> 00:42:22,548
Sells washing machines
over in Cartersville.
608
00:42:22,707 --> 00:42:23,913
He's one of these slick creeps
609
00:42:24,075 --> 00:42:27,887
with all them gold chains
and a Coppertone tan.
610
00:42:28,146 --> 00:42:31,889
You got the worst taste in women
of any man I've ever known.
611
00:42:32,050 --> 00:42:34,724
Well, screw you and thanks a lot.
612
00:42:34,952 --> 00:42:37,899
What, all of a sudden, you're an expert
on marriage, the divorced old maid?
613
00:42:38,423 --> 00:42:40,562
At least
I'm not afraid of being alone.
614
00:42:40,725 --> 00:42:42,295
Or whatever's
spooking you so bad,
615
00:42:42,460 --> 00:42:44,406
you'd rather eat it
and babysit some little tease.
616
00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:46,064
Oh, hell, Mike.
617
00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:48,767
I know a lot of girls
playing the same game as Candy.
618
00:42:48,933 --> 00:42:52,210
Suckering some airhead
like you into playing house.
619
00:42:52,370 --> 00:42:54,008
She loves me, goddamn it.
620
00:42:54,172 --> 00:42:57,016
That's why she's slipping and sliding
with a washing machine salesman?
621
00:42:57,175 --> 00:43:00,349
Oh, jeez,
you are something else, woman.
622
00:43:00,511 --> 00:43:01,717
I mean, she's young.
623
00:43:01,879 --> 00:43:05,053
This guy, Danny or Dinky or Dipshit
or whatever the fuck his name is,
624
00:43:05,216 --> 00:43:08,789
he's got her snowed over
with some act that she fell for.
625
00:43:08,953 --> 00:43:11,229
- She doesn't know what she's doing.
- Bull.
626
00:43:11,389 --> 00:43:13,096
You can't tell me
that I don't love her.
627
00:43:14,392 --> 00:43:17,032
- You don't.
- Oh, goddamn it, Mike.
628
00:43:17,195 --> 00:43:19,038
I love her.
629
00:43:19,630 --> 00:43:21,940
She loves me, I mean...
630
00:43:22,767 --> 00:43:23,802
I do things for her.
631
00:43:23,968 --> 00:43:26,448
I shovel gravel five days a week
on some kidney-shaking machine
632
00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:28,550
that gives me hemorrhoids
the size of watermelons.
633
00:43:28,706 --> 00:43:32,415
Then you zip out here and spend every
minute away from her in the derby.
634
00:43:32,577 --> 00:43:33,715
What am I supposed to do?
635
00:43:34,812 --> 00:43:36,814
This place is the only thing
that makes me different
636
00:43:36,981 --> 00:43:38,289
from almost everybody else.
637
00:43:39,050 --> 00:43:42,930
I like to smash cars
and I am damn good at it.
638
00:43:43,454 --> 00:43:45,832
You know,
you're telling the wrong woman.
639
00:43:59,337 --> 00:44:02,079
You know, you shouldn't eat toast
with braces on your teeth.
640
00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:05,414
Makes your mouth
look like a garbage disposal.
641
00:44:07,545 --> 00:44:09,456
Looks like you're carrying
your lunch in there.
642
00:44:09,614 --> 00:44:11,855
- God, you are so warped.
- Me?
643
00:44:12,016 --> 00:44:15,691
You know, if puberty was a terminal
disease, you'd be the poster child?
644
00:44:16,487 --> 00:44:20,094
- Go suck dead bicycle seats.
- Susan.
645
00:44:21,359 --> 00:44:22,531
Are you on drugs?
646
00:44:22,693 --> 00:44:24,036
What?
647
00:44:24,195 --> 00:44:27,108
Whatever your problem is,
you better get yourself straight.
648
00:44:27,265 --> 00:44:29,006
And, oh, by the way, don't forget,
649
00:44:29,167 --> 00:44:31,738
you gotta wear a tie
and a jacket for the picture tonight.
650
00:44:31,903 --> 00:44:33,541
What picture?
651
00:44:33,704 --> 00:44:35,741
You got a brain up there
or a paperweight?
652
00:44:35,907 --> 00:44:36,942
Dad, do I have to?
653
00:44:37,375 --> 00:44:39,252
Yes, damn it, you have to.
654
00:44:39,410 --> 00:44:41,822
I'm a county commissioner
and you're the class Valedictorian,
655
00:44:41,979 --> 00:44:44,789
and we're gonna have our picture
taken whether you like it or not.
656
00:44:44,949 --> 00:44:46,257
Yes, sir.
657
00:44:48,219 --> 00:44:50,460
You better straighten out
that attitude of yours, mister,
658
00:44:50,621 --> 00:44:52,897
or you and me
are gonna go to the mat.
659
00:44:56,928 --> 00:44:58,066
If you don't realize,
660
00:44:58,229 --> 00:45:02,473
I believe that the most important skill
you've acquired in this institution,
661
00:45:02,633 --> 00:45:04,977
and I hope you have acquired it,
662
00:45:05,303 --> 00:45:08,011
is the ability to communicate.
663
00:45:08,172 --> 00:45:11,210
A language,
orally or the written word.
664
00:45:43,774 --> 00:45:45,845
Dad!
665
00:45:50,114 --> 00:45:51,821
- Go!
- Go, go!
666
00:46:19,043 --> 00:46:21,319
No!
667
00:46:21,479 --> 00:46:22,958
Tim.
668
00:46:23,648 --> 00:46:24,683
Tim.
669
00:46:27,285 --> 00:46:28,491
Sorry.
670
00:46:28,653 --> 00:46:30,462
I was afraid you'd gone into a coma.
671
00:46:37,862 --> 00:46:39,432
Hey, is he finished yet?
672
00:46:39,597 --> 00:46:42,168
I don't know, I'm gonna go find out.
673
00:46:43,668 --> 00:46:45,875
- I got your dress, Mike.
- Thanks, Cowboy.
674
00:46:46,037 --> 00:46:47,539
- Are you going to a party?
- Mm-mm.
675
00:46:47,705 --> 00:46:49,514
Going to county commission
meeting tonight.
676
00:46:49,674 --> 00:46:51,881
- They gonna have ice cream there?
- No.
677
00:46:52,043 --> 00:46:53,454
- They're not?
- Uh-uh.
678
00:46:53,611 --> 00:46:55,591
I don't wanna go then.
679
00:46:56,147 --> 00:46:57,421
Guess I have to go without you.
680
00:46:57,581 --> 00:46:58,719
Guess so.
681
00:46:58,883 --> 00:47:01,159
Put that in my trailer for me, okay?
682
00:47:02,853 --> 00:47:04,594
- Hi, Slam.
- Hey, Cowboy, put them up.
683
00:47:04,755 --> 00:47:06,928
- Mr. Kutch.
- Yo.
684
00:47:08,459 --> 00:47:09,995
What do you say?
685
00:47:10,161 --> 00:47:11,970
- For everything?
- Yup.
686
00:47:12,129 --> 00:47:14,234
Including that pile of batteries
and tires back there?
687
00:47:14,398 --> 00:47:16,344
- No, that's another deal.
- Hey there.
688
00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:18,810
- Hi, Slam.
- How's it going?
689
00:47:19,203 --> 00:47:20,910
Wait.
Look, I'm real busy right now.
690
00:47:21,072 --> 00:47:24,315
- What's up?
- Uh...
691
00:47:25,343 --> 00:47:29,086
I was just thinking that maybe
we could go out to dinner tonight.
692
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:32,217
I thought you were a married man.
693
00:47:32,416 --> 00:47:34,293
Just dinner, that's all.
694
00:47:34,452 --> 00:47:35,863
Getting even with Candy?
695
00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:37,556
Damn it,
I'm not trying to get even,
696
00:47:37,722 --> 00:47:39,030
I'm trying to ask you for a date.
697
00:47:39,190 --> 00:47:40,897
You remember dates, don't you?
698
00:47:41,058 --> 00:47:42,628
I never remember
you asking me for one.
699
00:47:43,394 --> 00:47:46,466
This is going over
like a fad in church.
700
00:47:46,630 --> 00:47:48,667
Say, 3000?
701
00:47:48,833 --> 00:47:50,073
Three and a half.
702
00:47:50,234 --> 00:47:51,770
Three and a half?
703
00:47:51,936 --> 00:47:53,381
Hey look, I'll see you later, okay?
704
00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:56,374
Look, Slam, I'd like to go.
705
00:47:56,540 --> 00:47:58,213
Really, I'm just busy tonight.
706
00:47:58,376 --> 00:48:01,653
Look, 3250
including the batteries and tires.
707
00:48:01,879 --> 00:48:04,826
Three and a half with the tires
and batteries.
708
00:48:05,850 --> 00:48:08,490
How about if we have a drink
after the derby tomorrow?
709
00:48:08,953 --> 00:48:11,433
Yeah, sure, okay.
Yeah, if you want to.
710
00:48:12,089 --> 00:48:14,160
- Okay.
- See you.
711
00:48:14,325 --> 00:48:17,363
Three-and-a-half for everything,
including the batteries and tires?
712
00:48:17,528 --> 00:48:18,563
Draw.
713
00:48:18,729 --> 00:48:21,767
- Oh, you got me.
- I did?
714
00:48:21,932 --> 00:48:24,105
Three and a half, take it or leave it.
715
00:48:27,371 --> 00:48:29,009
I'll take it.
716
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:30,675
Okay.
717
00:48:33,978 --> 00:48:36,322
That's the best you could do, huh?
718
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:38,751
Shirt tie, and jacket.
719
00:48:39,483 --> 00:48:40,894
Yeah.
720
00:48:41,685 --> 00:48:44,029
Dad, one of these days,
your stomach's gonna melt down.
721
00:48:44,188 --> 00:48:46,691
It'll be like the China syndrome
and burn right through you.
722
00:48:46,857 --> 00:48:48,734
Oh, that's a pleasant thought.
723
00:48:50,428 --> 00:48:52,908
Dad, what would you think
if I didn't work for you this summer
724
00:48:53,063 --> 00:48:54,906
- and I took some time off?
- Time off?
725
00:48:55,065 --> 00:48:57,102
I need to do some things,
see some things.
726
00:48:57,268 --> 00:48:58,645
Great, I'll sell the house,
727
00:48:58,803 --> 00:49:00,680
we'll buy you a ticket
on the space shuttle.
728
00:49:00,838 --> 00:49:02,840
- I'm being serious, Dad.
- Seriously disturbed.
729
00:49:03,007 --> 00:49:05,613
I need to get away from here,
I need some time.
730
00:49:05,776 --> 00:49:07,278
Let me tell you something.
731
00:49:07,445 --> 00:49:11,257
Losers never have enough time,
winners have all the time in the world.
732
00:49:11,415 --> 00:49:13,292
Oh, boy.
733
00:49:13,717 --> 00:49:15,663
That makes you an exceptionally
high yield...
734
00:49:15,820 --> 00:49:17,800
- Dad, listen to me-
- Oh, we're gonna be late.
735
00:49:17,955 --> 00:49:21,767
Dad, I'm gonna turn down
that scholarship to ISU.
736
00:49:21,926 --> 00:49:24,065
I wanna go to school in Florida
and study oceanography.
737
00:49:24,228 --> 00:49:25,730
You what? Now you listen to me...
738
00:49:25,896 --> 00:49:26,966
- Hey there...
- I got-
739
00:49:27,131 --> 00:49:30,044
- Randy, how are you this evening?
- Evening. This'll just take a minute.
740
00:49:30,201 --> 00:49:33,011
Let's step into the meeting hall.
I'll grab a few quick ones.
741
00:49:34,505 --> 00:49:36,542
Who died, Tim?
742
00:49:41,378 --> 00:49:42,721
Come on, let's have a smile.
743
00:49:44,548 --> 00:49:47,085
That's it. Thank you, gentlemen.
744
00:49:47,251 --> 00:49:49,857
Thank you, Randy. Our pleasure.
745
00:49:50,020 --> 00:49:52,261
Once this meeting is over,
you and I are gonna sit down
746
00:49:52,423 --> 00:49:54,425
and we're gonna get
our wires straight, you got it?
747
00:49:54,592 --> 00:49:56,503
- I'll see you later.
- Wait a minute, hold on.
748
00:49:56,660 --> 00:49:59,300
Here, go over to the office,
I got some Rolaids on the desk,
749
00:49:59,463 --> 00:50:00,601
bring them over here, please.
750
00:50:00,764 --> 00:50:02,539
Yes, sir.
751
00:50:04,702 --> 00:50:06,079
Hi.
752
00:50:10,541 --> 00:50:13,021
Where's Pete?
Did you hear from him?
753
00:50:13,177 --> 00:50:15,714
Come on now. Sit down, Bill.
754
00:50:33,764 --> 00:50:36,301
That's just another one of four
or five examples of, uh,
755
00:50:36,467 --> 00:50:38,310
great potential
for personal injury.
756
00:50:38,469 --> 00:50:41,473
And of course, the county would
be liable to lawsuit in those situations.
757
00:50:41,639 --> 00:50:43,141
Guess that's just about all I've got.
758
00:50:43,307 --> 00:50:44,877
Any questions?
759
00:50:45,709 --> 00:50:47,484
Thank you, Larry.
760
00:50:49,179 --> 00:50:52,649
Mike, Miss Cody, are there
any comments you'd like to make?
761
00:51:02,293 --> 00:51:05,638
My dad built
the Speedrome in 1967,
762
00:51:05,796 --> 00:51:08,333
and since then we've had our share
of cuts and bruises,
763
00:51:08,499 --> 00:51:13,676
splinters and bumped heads,
but no more than any other business.
764
00:51:14,305 --> 00:51:16,649
The only fatality we ever had
was when my dad died last year
765
00:51:16,807 --> 00:51:18,252
of his head attack.
766
00:51:21,946 --> 00:51:23,482
What I'm trying to get at
767
00:51:23,647 --> 00:51:27,686
is that there's a big difference
between run-down and unsafe.
768
00:51:28,452 --> 00:51:30,489
But I'll do whatever you want,
I just need the time.
769
00:51:30,654 --> 00:51:33,931
I need time to raise the money
and do the repairs.
770
00:51:34,091 --> 00:51:35,695
Now, I have some estimates here.
771
00:51:35,859 --> 00:51:39,739
Well, in light of Mr. Hurlbuck's report
I myself have some difficulty
772
00:51:39,897 --> 00:51:42,707
in seeing how we could go
about granting you more time.
773
00:51:42,866 --> 00:51:45,403
Six months, just give me six months.
774
00:51:45,569 --> 00:51:48,015
If I haven't done everything by then,
you can shut me down.
775
00:51:48,172 --> 00:51:51,619
We're supposed to waive the interest
of the public safety for six months?
776
00:51:51,775 --> 00:51:53,686
That would leave the county
in a tough position.
777
00:51:53,844 --> 00:51:55,949
Look, can we cut the crap?
778
00:51:56,614 --> 00:51:58,753
What's going on is you
wanna put me out of business.
779
00:51:58,916 --> 00:52:00,224
Let's keep our hats on.
780
00:52:00,384 --> 00:52:02,159
I move that we vote on the motion
before us.
781
00:52:02,319 --> 00:52:03,354
All in favor of granting...
782
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:07,024
I don't quit so easy, Mr. Pearson,
you ought to know that by now.
783
00:52:07,191 --> 00:52:10,536
Especially since you've had your eye
on my dad's property since he died.
784
00:52:10,694 --> 00:52:12,901
My bags weren't unpacked,
his body wasn't cold yet
785
00:52:13,063 --> 00:52:15,600
and you were on my doorstep
doing your Let's Make a Deal routine.
786
00:52:15,766 --> 00:52:17,768
- I resent that, that has no bearing on-
- On what?
787
00:52:17,935 --> 00:52:21,075
That you've managed to buy or option
every piece of property around me?
788
00:52:21,238 --> 00:52:23,650
Now you'll either calm yourself
or I'll adjourn this meeting
789
00:52:23,807 --> 00:52:25,150
and we'll vote on this in private.
790
00:52:25,309 --> 00:52:27,311
Just tell me why you wanna
shut me down so damn bad,
791
00:52:27,478 --> 00:52:29,651
you'd use this line of bullshit to do it.
792
00:52:29,813 --> 00:52:31,952
Because they want to build
a Country Club there.
793
00:52:32,116 --> 00:52:35,757
It's all right here, they wanna build
a golf course and a club house.
794
00:52:40,557 --> 00:52:42,662
You not only blew my ass
out of the water, Mr. Smart Guy,
795
00:52:42,826 --> 00:52:44,806
you blew your own ass sky-high.
796
00:52:44,962 --> 00:52:47,704
If this deal falls through
and I'm left holding the bag,
797
00:52:47,865 --> 00:52:49,970
I am bankrupt, busted, kaput.
798
00:52:50,134 --> 00:52:51,477
Can we have a word with you,
Roger?
799
00:52:51,635 --> 00:52:54,081
Uh, yeah, I'll be right with you,
George.
800
00:52:55,439 --> 00:52:57,942
Oh, goddamn it to hell.
801
00:52:58,108 --> 00:53:00,782
This was my dream,
you and me sitting pretty
802
00:53:00,944 --> 00:53:02,480
with our own development
of fine homes
803
00:53:02,646 --> 00:53:06,287
surrounding a private country club
with a state-of-the-an golf course.
804
00:53:06,450 --> 00:53:09,988
And now, thanks to you,
I have a half a dozen chicken farms
805
00:53:10,154 --> 00:53:12,532
surrounding a goddamn
demolition derby.
806
00:53:13,691 --> 00:53:16,900
Honesty's the best policy,
remember that one, Dad?
807
00:53:17,061 --> 00:53:19,507
Liars are losers,
remember that one, Dad?
808
00:53:19,663 --> 00:53:20,698
Why you little...
809
00:53:28,172 --> 00:53:29,845
We'll finish this at home.
810
00:53:30,007 --> 00:53:32,783
No, we'll finish it here,
because I'm not going home.
811
00:53:35,279 --> 00:53:38,351
And there's got to be a way
to smooth things down.
812
00:53:46,623 --> 00:53:47,795
You okay?
813
00:53:47,958 --> 00:53:49,699
Yeah, thanks.
814
00:53:49,860 --> 00:53:50,964
Where you going?
815
00:53:51,128 --> 00:53:52,937
I'm just going.
816
00:53:54,198 --> 00:53:56,542
Look, I appreciate what you did.
817
00:53:57,601 --> 00:53:59,171
I mean it.
818
00:54:04,241 --> 00:54:06,152
I'm going to Ruby's.
819
00:54:07,111 --> 00:54:08,818
You want a hamburger?
820
00:54:19,623 --> 00:54:21,364
Why did you do it?
821
00:54:22,392 --> 00:54:24,065
Do what?
822
00:54:24,561 --> 00:54:25,938
Save my ass like that.
823
00:54:31,068 --> 00:54:32,172
This stuffs terrible.
824
00:54:33,303 --> 00:54:35,476
Tasty but terrible.
825
00:54:37,207 --> 00:54:40,245
When I was in high school,
we started this big rumor
826
00:54:40,410 --> 00:54:42,981
that the burgers here
were made out of horse meat.
827
00:54:43,147 --> 00:54:44,785
- Horse meat?
- Mm-hm.
828
00:54:45,582 --> 00:54:47,994
Business sort of slacked off here
for a while.
829
00:54:54,358 --> 00:54:57,032
- Would you do me a favor?
- Sure.
830
00:54:58,162 --> 00:55:00,574
If I gave you the money,
would you buy me a bottle of wine?
831
00:55:04,334 --> 00:55:06,109
Thanks, Kay.
832
00:55:10,808 --> 00:55:13,254
- Your change is in the sack.
- Thank you.
833
00:55:14,444 --> 00:55:16,424
- So, what are you gonna do?
- Get smashed.
834
00:55:17,781 --> 00:55:19,727
- At home?
- Are you kidding?
835
00:55:21,819 --> 00:55:23,594
Where you gonna go?
836
00:55:25,222 --> 00:55:26,394
Probably to the park.
837
00:55:28,892 --> 00:55:30,963
You know,
if you need a place to crash...
838
00:55:31,128 --> 00:55:32,732
I'll be all right.
839
00:55:33,730 --> 00:55:36,506
Okay. Thanks.
840
00:55:48,412 --> 00:55:51,325
- You sure?
- Yeah.
841
00:55:57,287 --> 00:55:58,732
Hey!
842
00:55:59,823 --> 00:56:02,269
You got a corkscrew at your place?
843
00:56:25,716 --> 00:56:26,956
So where did you get this?
844
00:56:27,117 --> 00:56:29,393
- California.
- California?
845
00:56:29,553 --> 00:56:31,123
I used to live there
with my husband.
846
00:56:31,622 --> 00:56:32,657
You're married?
847
00:56:33,557 --> 00:56:34,627
Divorced.
848
00:56:41,999 --> 00:56:43,103
Hit the spot?
849
00:56:44,668 --> 00:56:46,045
Yeah.
850
00:56:46,803 --> 00:56:47,941
So how old are you?
851
00:56:48,105 --> 00:56:49,743
Twenty-seven.
852
00:56:50,841 --> 00:56:52,514
Are you sensitive about your age?
853
00:56:53,644 --> 00:56:55,089
No.
854
00:56:55,245 --> 00:56:57,885
You just don't like
to talk about it, right?
855
00:56:58,615 --> 00:57:00,151
Right.
856
00:57:00,784 --> 00:57:02,354
Why did you come back here?
857
00:57:02,519 --> 00:57:05,762
In California,
everybody's from someplace else.
858
00:57:05,923 --> 00:57:08,460
Everybody from here is from here.
859
00:57:09,726 --> 00:57:11,399
I like that.
860
00:57:11,962 --> 00:57:13,873
I like this town.
861
00:57:22,039 --> 00:57:25,714
I like this town too,
it's just I can't do what I want here.
862
00:57:45,495 --> 00:57:47,736
- So is this you?
- What?
863
00:57:47,898 --> 00:57:49,502
This picture.
864
00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:54,271
Yeah. When I was a little girl,
865
00:57:54,771 --> 00:57:57,877
my dad told me that I was
the last living descendant
866
00:57:58,041 --> 00:58:01,352
of Wild Bill Cody, I should be proud.
867
00:58:02,746 --> 00:58:05,158
Something to brag about, he said.
868
00:58:08,051 --> 00:58:11,464
When I was about 13,
I did some digging.
869
00:58:12,356 --> 00:58:14,666
Found out
that there was a Buffalo Bill Cody
870
00:58:15,492 --> 00:58:17,733
and a Wild Bill Hickcock.
871
00:58:18,962 --> 00:58:23,069
Whoever the hell Wild Bill Cody was,
he wasn't my relative.
872
00:58:25,602 --> 00:58:27,775
I was just Mike Cody.
873
00:58:28,438 --> 00:58:30,918
And my old man was full of beans.
874
00:58:38,382 --> 00:58:40,862
You know,
I never told him I knew that.
875
00:58:44,054 --> 00:58:45,829
I never did.
876
00:59:30,067 --> 00:59:32,809
Do you want to drive in the derby
tomorrow night?
877
00:59:32,969 --> 00:59:34,812
I don't have a car.
878
00:59:37,641 --> 00:59:39,450
I got cars.
879
00:59:49,086 --> 00:59:50,622
Yeah. All right.
880
00:59:57,327 --> 00:59:59,136
- Mike.
- Here I come.
881
00:59:59,296 --> 01:00:00,934
Toro, toro, come on.
882
01:00:05,769 --> 01:00:08,045
Come on, get in.
883
01:00:10,874 --> 01:00:13,115
Hey, wait a minute.
884
01:00:20,183 --> 01:00:21,457
Yeah.
885
01:00:34,498 --> 01:00:37,775
Never hit the driver's door,
it's like a gentlemen's agreement.
886
01:00:37,934 --> 01:00:39,379
What?
887
01:01:11,067 --> 01:01:12,603
Good morning, Grandview.
888
01:01:12,769 --> 01:01:15,181
Temperature's 72 degrees,
it's 7:00 am.
889
01:01:15,338 --> 01:01:17,409
Just a reminder
that an the float entries
890
01:01:17,574 --> 01:01:19,053
for tomorrow's big
Memorial Day parade
891
01:01:19,209 --> 01:01:21,052
must be registered
with the Chamber of Commerce
892
01:01:21,211 --> 01:01:22,246
before noon today.
893
01:01:22,412 --> 01:01:25,916
And, boy, it's gonna be
a swell parade this year.
894
01:01:28,285 --> 01:01:30,526
Don't you ever get tired?
895
01:01:30,687 --> 01:01:33,099
I got a lot of hormones.
896
01:01:33,256 --> 01:01:36,499
Yeah, well, my hormones
are all worn out.
897
01:01:41,898 --> 01:01:44,071
So, what are you going to do?
898
01:01:44,234 --> 01:01:46,771
Right now? Today?
899
01:01:46,937 --> 01:01:49,679
And tomorrow and the next day.
900
01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:55,788
There's this guy I know up in Chicago,
he runs this, uh, scuba diving school.
901
01:01:57,147 --> 01:02:00,390
I figured I'd go up there and get a job
902
01:02:01,484 --> 01:02:05,091
and then I want to go to Florida
to do this dolphin study thing.
903
01:02:05,255 --> 01:02:07,826
Why don't you just go straight
to Florida?
904
01:02:09,159 --> 01:02:12,834
Because I would be lucky
to swing the bus ticket to Chicago.
905
01:02:22,072 --> 01:02:23,676
What?
906
01:02:24,207 --> 01:02:28,121
I forgot the advantages
of being an 18-year-old girl.
907
01:02:28,278 --> 01:02:30,349
Doing it in cars?
908
01:02:30,513 --> 01:02:33,357
Doing it with 18-year-old guys.
909
01:02:36,086 --> 01:02:37,121
You expecting somebody?
910
01:02:37,287 --> 01:02:39,790
They're here to pick up the cars.
911
01:02:40,490 --> 01:02:44,097
I'm selling all my cars. Shit, I forgot.
912
01:02:46,329 --> 01:02:48,206
All right, all right, hold your horses.
913
01:02:48,932 --> 01:02:50,707
Hold yours too.
914
01:02:53,870 --> 01:02:56,111
- Slam.
- Rise and shine, Sleeping Beauty.
915
01:02:56,273 --> 01:02:57,411
What are you doing here?
916
01:02:57,574 --> 01:02:59,884
I woke up this morning,
got dressed, drove over to Ruby's
917
01:03:00,043 --> 01:03:01,613
like I've done
a million goddamn times,
918
01:03:02,212 --> 01:03:04,749
especially since Candy couldn't
cook anything that wasn't frozen
919
01:03:04,914 --> 01:03:06,825
or sealed in petroleum byproducts,
920
01:03:06,983 --> 01:03:09,930
and I suddenly realized that I would
rather eat a maggot casserole
921
01:03:10,086 --> 01:03:12,692
than gag on one more chili dog.
922
01:03:12,856 --> 01:03:16,804
So here we got the makings of a real
old-fashioned American breakfast.
923
01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:20,305
We got bacon,
we got eggs, real eggs,
924
01:03:20,463 --> 01:03:26,539
we got spuds for some home fries,
we got orange juice,
925
01:03:26,703 --> 01:03:28,740
we got Maxwell House coffee,
good to the last drop,
926
01:03:28,905 --> 01:03:32,853
and last but not least,
Hillbilly Bread, it's colossal.
927
01:03:33,009 --> 01:03:35,387
None of this whole wheat
hippie rabbit food bullshit.
928
01:03:35,545 --> 01:03:37,718
Just plain old white bread.
929
01:03:45,722 --> 01:03:48,794
Shit, goddamn, you're making it
with a high school kid?
930
01:03:48,958 --> 01:03:49,993
Calm down.
931
01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:52,106
What the hell
am I supposed to do, huh?
932
01:03:52,262 --> 01:03:54,538
Make breakfast in bed
for the two of you?
933
01:03:54,698 --> 01:03:56,473
All you had to do was call first.
934
01:03:56,633 --> 01:03:59,705
Sure, so you could hand me
some crap about being busy.
935
01:04:00,804 --> 01:04:02,181
I'm so fucking dumb.
936
01:04:02,339 --> 01:04:04,683
That's the reason you couldn't
go outwith me last night?
937
01:04:04,841 --> 01:04:06,514
No, that's not why.
938
01:04:06,676 --> 01:04:08,121
Bullshit.
939
01:04:09,612 --> 01:04:11,888
Look, I'm sorry. Can we just talk?
940
01:04:18,755 --> 01:04:20,666
You piss me off!
941
01:04:28,531 --> 01:04:30,511
Hey, back to work.
942
01:04:39,075 --> 01:04:41,419
Kind of messed things up for you,
didn't I?
943
01:04:41,578 --> 01:04:43,524
It's not your fault.
944
01:04:45,482 --> 01:04:46,984
I'm sorry.
945
01:04:47,150 --> 01:04:48,857
It's not your fault.
946
01:04:51,354 --> 01:04:52,765
He gets kind of mad, doesn't he?
947
01:04:53,590 --> 01:04:55,433
He was born mad.
948
01:04:57,861 --> 01:04:59,807
I'm really sorry.
949
01:05:02,999 --> 01:05:04,410
I...
950
01:05:05,602 --> 01:05:07,343
I'm gonna go into town.
951
01:05:07,504 --> 01:05:09,882
- Take the tow truck.
- It's okay, I can hitch.
952
01:05:10,039 --> 01:05:13,384
No, it's okay, I have to stick around
here all day anyway.
953
01:05:33,196 --> 01:05:35,233
Pull out the choke.
954
01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:39,944
You want anything from town?
955
01:05:40,103 --> 01:05:41,548
Nope.
956
01:05:42,472 --> 01:05:44,145
See you later.
957
01:05:57,854 --> 01:05:59,333
Ain't sex great?
958
01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:12,507
Move it.
959
01:06:41,698 --> 01:06:44,304
School is out!
960
01:06:59,516 --> 01:07:01,621
You all right?
Where the hell have you been?
961
01:07:01,784 --> 01:07:04,663
Thought you had an accident
or got sick or drunk or went dippy
962
01:07:04,821 --> 01:07:06,198
and jumped into the water.
963
01:07:06,356 --> 01:07:09,565
And what is this business about
ditching your last day of school?
964
01:07:09,726 --> 01:07:11,763
I'm leaving, Dad.
965
01:07:11,928 --> 01:07:14,306
I'm catching the bus to Chicago.
966
01:07:16,299 --> 01:07:18,472
That's the way it ends,
I mean, you just, uh...
967
01:07:18,635 --> 01:07:20,239
You run away?
968
01:07:20,403 --> 01:07:21,575
No, I'm just leaving.
969
01:07:21,738 --> 01:07:23,376
Look, Tim.
970
01:07:24,674 --> 01:07:27,052
All right,
maybe I went a bit overboard
971
01:07:27,210 --> 01:07:29,588
and I did things
the way I shouldn't have
972
01:07:29,746 --> 01:07:31,919
and you got a right to be mad.
973
01:07:33,082 --> 01:07:35,187
I don't know what to say.
974
01:07:35,351 --> 01:07:36,830
Look, business is hard,
975
01:07:36,986 --> 01:07:39,626
sometimes you get off center
and you screw up.
976
01:07:43,226 --> 01:07:45,968
All right, I'm sorry, damn it,
I am sorry.
977
01:07:46,129 --> 01:07:49,372
Look, give ISU a year,
just a year, give it a shot
978
01:07:49,532 --> 01:07:52,979
and after that we'll talk about
the, uh, oceanography thing.
979
01:07:53,136 --> 01:07:55,013
No, thanks.
980
01:07:55,171 --> 01:07:57,617
Well, damn it,
what's wrong with this town anyway?
981
01:07:58,174 --> 01:08:02,054
Nothing, and maybe I'll come back
here sometime, Dad.
982
01:08:02,211 --> 01:08:04,589
But if I do, it'll be because I want to,
983
01:08:04,747 --> 01:08:07,023
not because I'm afraid
of the rest of the world.
984
01:08:07,183 --> 01:08:09,823
That's what I hate about Grandview,
is all the bull that says:
985
01:08:09,986 --> 01:08:13,092
"Don't go out there, you won't make it,
they'll eat you alive."
986
01:08:15,725 --> 01:08:17,398
Well, I don't buy it.
987
01:08:21,931 --> 01:08:24,343
That's my valedictory speech.
988
01:08:32,976 --> 01:08:35,616
This is the
answering machine of Candy Webster.
989
01:08:35,778 --> 01:08:37,621
Ernie Webster no longer resides
at this number.
990
01:08:37,780 --> 01:08:39,282
- Thank God.
- Son of a bitch.
991
01:08:39,449 --> 01:08:41,725
So just wait for the beep
and leave a message. Bye.
992
01:08:41,884 --> 01:08:45,491
Yeah, this is, uh,
Ernie Webster speaking.
993
01:08:45,655 --> 01:08:48,397
I'm coming by tomorrow to pick up
my clothes and personal items,
994
01:08:48,558 --> 01:08:52,062
so consider yourself duly warned.
And if you know what's good for you,
995
01:08:52,228 --> 01:08:55,402
make sure you and your Maytag
boyfriend evacuate the premises.
996
01:08:55,565 --> 01:08:59,035
Ten-four, roger, over and out.
That's all, folks.
997
01:09:12,882 --> 01:09:14,759
Son of a bitch.
998
01:09:20,757 --> 01:09:24,136
Candy. Candy!
999
01:09:25,561 --> 01:09:29,475
Better hit the road, Jack.
Cops are on their way.
1000
01:09:29,632 --> 01:09:32,511
- Candy.
- She don't wanna talk to you.
1001
01:09:33,903 --> 01:09:37,009
You're gonna pay, you son of a bitch,
you are gonna pay.
1002
01:09:37,173 --> 01:09:38,584
Fuck you, pal.
1003
01:09:38,741 --> 01:09:40,618
She's gonna divorce your crazy ass
1004
01:09:40,777 --> 01:09:43,951
and take every cent you got.
Every cent, pal.
1005
01:09:44,113 --> 01:09:46,923
Even this house.
So you lose, buckwheat.
1006
01:09:47,083 --> 01:09:49,085
Like hell she is, that is my house.
1007
01:09:49,252 --> 01:09:51,095
Well, we'll see about that.
1008
01:09:51,254 --> 01:09:52,392
Just wait.
1009
01:09:52,555 --> 01:09:55,968
Just wait, you crippled Donkey Dick,
just wait.
1010
01:09:56,125 --> 01:09:57,570
Well, why don't you wait, pal?
1011
01:09:57,727 --> 01:10:00,230
Because I think I hear the cops
coming right now.
1012
01:10:20,216 --> 01:10:21,820
Sure you got all the slips
for these here?
1013
01:10:21,984 --> 01:10:23,395
Yeah, I think that's about it.
1014
01:10:23,553 --> 01:10:25,123
I'm trying to find
Slam Webster.
1015
01:10:25,288 --> 01:10:27,598
Who? Oh, you mean Ernie Webster?
1016
01:10:27,757 --> 01:10:28,963
Yeah, Ernie Webster, right.
1017
01:10:29,125 --> 01:10:30,468
Hold on a minute.
1018
01:10:30,626 --> 01:10:32,003
Okay.
1019
01:10:32,929 --> 01:10:36,069
Hey, Mike, we're still shod
about, uh, ten title slips.
1020
01:10:36,232 --> 01:10:38,303
If they're not there,
I don't know where they are.
1021
01:10:38,468 --> 01:10:41,540
He's probably at lunch.
He ought to be back in...
1022
01:10:41,704 --> 01:10:46,244
All right, when he gets back,
will you have him call Mike Cody?
1023
01:10:46,743 --> 01:10:50,486
No! You get down off of there.
1024
01:10:51,247 --> 01:10:53,056
- No!
- Get this bastard off me!
1025
01:10:53,216 --> 01:10:54,695
- They're mine.
- Stop him!
1026
01:10:54,851 --> 01:10:56,296
What the hell is going on?
1027
01:10:56,452 --> 01:10:57,556
Stop it, Cowboy.
1028
01:10:57,720 --> 01:11:01,532
Did you hear me?
Cut it out, you cut it out.
1029
01:11:01,691 --> 01:11:03,500
You hear me?
1030
01:11:03,659 --> 01:11:05,036
They're my cars.
1031
01:11:05,495 --> 01:11:06,803
You say you're sorry.
1032
01:11:07,396 --> 01:11:08,841
They're taking my cars.
1033
01:11:08,998 --> 01:11:12,536
No, sir, they are not your cars
and they never have been.
1034
01:11:12,702 --> 01:11:15,478
You're in deep shit, mister,
you better say you're sorry.
1035
01:11:15,638 --> 01:11:17,618
No!
1036
01:11:17,774 --> 01:11:19,219
No!
1037
01:11:19,909 --> 01:11:21,786
Cowboy.
1038
01:11:22,545 --> 01:11:24,718
- Leave him be.
- Cowboy.
1039
01:11:26,716 --> 01:11:29,219
I forgot to tell him I sold the cars.
1040
01:11:29,852 --> 01:11:31,889
I didn't think to tell him myself.
1041
01:11:32,989 --> 01:11:36,596
Well, he'll work it out on his own.
1042
01:11:40,596 --> 01:11:41,836
Hey, I'm sorry. You okay?
1043
01:11:41,998 --> 01:11:44,308
Yeah, I'm all right.
1044
01:11:47,136 --> 01:11:52,415
Hey, don't you think it's about time
we open up this clip joint for business?
1045
01:11:53,609 --> 01:11:56,590
Well, howdy-do folks
and welcome to Cody's Speedrome,
1046
01:11:56,746 --> 01:11:59,192
home of the Demolition Derby.
1047
01:11:59,348 --> 01:12:01,555
Remember, you've still got
a few minutes to crawl over
1048
01:12:01,717 --> 01:12:04,994
to Big Benny's Ptomaine Pit, home
of the famous dysentery fondue.
1049
01:12:05,154 --> 01:12:06,758
Our special
is Polynesian muskrat
1050
01:12:06,923 --> 01:12:07,958
with dirty white sauce.
1051
01:12:08,124 --> 01:12:10,570
Try it with a side
of deep fat-fried retreads.
1052
01:12:10,726 --> 01:12:11,761
I'll be right there.
1053
01:12:11,928 --> 01:12:14,204
But seriously, folks, Big Benny
has an excellent selection
1054
01:12:14,363 --> 01:12:19,608
of fine food, some like,
corn dogs, hamburgers,
1055
01:12:19,769 --> 01:12:25,310
hot popcorn, ice-cold beer
and ice-cold light beer.
1056
01:12:25,474 --> 01:12:28,080
Potato chips, hot barbecue.
1057
01:12:28,244 --> 01:12:30,417
You know, if you still wanna go out,
I'd like to.
1058
01:12:33,316 --> 01:12:36,525
I see your high school boyfriend's
running in the derby tonight.
1059
01:12:38,454 --> 01:12:39,626
So?
1060
01:12:39,789 --> 01:12:43,032
So if you wanna turn this
into kiddie-cars, that's your business.
1061
01:12:43,192 --> 01:12:45,433
We're gonna have
another smash-them-up evening
1062
01:12:45,595 --> 01:12:47,734
like we do every Friday
and Saturday night.
1063
01:12:47,897 --> 01:12:49,342
Let's get right on down to it.
1064
01:12:49,498 --> 01:12:53,241
Would everyone please rise
for our national anthem?
1065
01:13:06,449 --> 01:13:07,484
Is he still mad?
1066
01:13:07,650 --> 01:13:10,358
Look, don't worry about him, go on.
1067
01:13:10,519 --> 01:13:12,294
Now you remember,
you break off your flag
1068
01:13:12,455 --> 01:13:13,934
the minute you're out of the running.
1069
01:13:14,090 --> 01:13:16,627
Because as long as it's up,
you're fair game, got it?
1070
01:13:16,792 --> 01:13:17,827
Piece of cake.
1071
01:13:18,661 --> 01:13:20,197
Be careful.
1072
01:13:50,359 --> 01:13:52,430
Having a little
technical difficulty here,
1073
01:13:52,595 --> 01:13:56,805
but we got that an straightened out,
so let's start the countdown.
1074
01:13:56,966 --> 01:14:01,881
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,
1075
01:14:02,038 --> 01:14:07,613
five, four, three, two, one.
1076
01:14:07,777 --> 01:14:09,279
And here we go.
1077
01:14:12,715 --> 01:14:14,388
Holy shit.
1078
01:14:32,335 --> 01:14:35,248
Red Baron...
1079
01:14:54,790 --> 01:14:57,361
Beautiful hit on...
1080
01:15:00,096 --> 01:15:03,373
Beautiful. Oh, what a hit.
1081
01:15:03,532 --> 01:15:05,671
We got a little bit of fire...
1082
01:15:09,005 --> 01:15:10,040
Beautiful.
1083
01:15:10,506 --> 01:15:12,611
Oh, counter hit.
1084
01:15:14,043 --> 01:15:18,219
They don't want to quit it, folks.
Somebody must be a little hungry.
1085
01:15:48,244 --> 01:15:50,087
Look out for...
1086
01:15:54,950 --> 01:15:56,827
I think it's about time
you break out your flag.
1087
01:15:59,555 --> 01:16:02,434
Tim, Tim, break off your flag!
1088
01:16:02,591 --> 01:16:04,571
Student Driver,
please break off your flag.
1089
01:16:06,395 --> 01:16:07,840
Tim, break it off.
1090
01:16:07,997 --> 01:16:11,035
That young man
is out of commission there.
1091
01:16:11,801 --> 01:16:12,905
Wait a minute, Slam.
1092
01:16:16,839 --> 01:16:18,682
We got a problem here, folks.
1093
01:16:18,841 --> 01:16:20,252
Break off that flag...
1094
01:16:26,949 --> 01:16:31,022
Red lights on the field, will everyone
hold their positions please?
1095
01:16:32,855 --> 01:16:34,266
Is he all right?
1096
01:16:35,524 --> 01:16:37,299
- Are you all right?
- I'm okay, Mike.
1097
01:16:37,860 --> 01:16:40,306
- Pearson, you all right?
- You crazy son of a bitch.
1098
01:16:41,297 --> 01:16:42,332
Mike, I'm okay.
1099
01:16:42,498 --> 01:16:44,444
You weren't trying to win,
you had it out for him.
1100
01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:46,876
- I got the wind knocked out of me.
- What's your problem?
1101
01:16:47,036 --> 01:16:48,515
Get off the track.
1102
01:16:49,105 --> 01:16:51,676
- Mike, I'm okay.
- Get off the track, Slam.
1103
01:16:53,075 --> 01:16:56,147
All right. All right, I'm going, screw it.
1104
01:16:56,312 --> 01:16:58,314
I don't like the way the rules
keep changing anyway.
1105
01:16:58,981 --> 01:17:01,052
Well, folks, it seems to be a...
1106
01:17:01,851 --> 01:17:03,353
Everything seems to be all right.
1107
01:17:03,519 --> 01:17:06,523
We're out of danger, so we're
gonna go through a short cleanup,
1108
01:17:06,689 --> 01:17:08,396
- Come on.
- so please head on over
1109
01:17:08,557 --> 01:17:12,869
to Big Benny's Ptomaine Shack,
and try that Polynesian muskrat.
1110
01:17:45,928 --> 01:17:48,772
No. No.
1111
01:17:49,165 --> 01:17:50,667
No.
1112
01:18:28,704 --> 01:18:31,116
What's baby gonna do to Donny?
1113
01:18:31,273 --> 01:18:32,911
Donny doesn't know.
1114
01:18:33,075 --> 01:18:34,713
Sure you do.
1115
01:18:38,714 --> 01:18:40,193
Call me Miss Baby Doll.
1116
01:18:40,349 --> 01:18:41,589
Baby Doll.
1117
01:18:41,750 --> 01:18:43,730
- I said Miss Baby Doll.
- Miss Baby Doll.
1118
01:18:48,958 --> 01:18:52,235
That's enough,
I'll tell you when again.
1119
01:19:00,803 --> 01:19:05,718
Down. Stay put.
1120
01:19:05,874 --> 01:19:08,582
This is nice. You having fun?
1121
01:19:09,278 --> 01:19:10,916
It's fun, huh?
1122
01:19:14,683 --> 01:19:16,287
What's that?
1123
01:19:17,419 --> 01:19:19,831
Sounds like it's coming
from right out front.
1124
01:19:19,989 --> 01:19:22,367
Some kids hot-rodding around.
1125
01:19:23,192 --> 01:19:26,765
- Where you going?
- I'll be right back.
1126
01:19:35,604 --> 01:19:36,639
Oh, my God.
1127
01:19:37,306 --> 01:19:38,979
Candy, what's going on?
1128
01:19:39,141 --> 01:19:41,644
- He's crazy, he's got a bulldozer.
- Who?
1129
01:19:41,810 --> 01:19:43,221
What? Slam?
1130
01:19:43,379 --> 01:19:45,290
It's Slam? Call the cops.
1131
01:19:45,447 --> 01:19:48,155
- The cops.
- Wait.
1132
01:19:48,317 --> 01:19:50,388
Untie me, Candy.
1133
01:19:57,693 --> 01:19:59,138
Aah! Operator?
1134
01:19:59,295 --> 01:20:01,866
Sorry, um, give me the cops.
1135
01:20:02,031 --> 01:20:04,773
He's got... He's got a bulldozer.
1136
01:20:04,933 --> 01:20:06,139
He's gonna kill us.
1137
01:20:08,904 --> 01:20:11,180
Candy, I'm in here.
1138
01:20:13,909 --> 01:20:16,549
Candy, untie me.
1139
01:20:30,159 --> 01:20:32,366
Help me.
1140
01:21:06,462 --> 01:21:10,433
Hey, Candy, help me!
1141
01:21:16,905 --> 01:21:19,784
Our Father, who an in heaven...
1142
01:21:28,083 --> 01:21:29,756
Yahoo!
1143
01:21:31,487 --> 01:21:35,663
Somebody! Get me out of here!
1144
01:21:35,824 --> 01:21:37,428
- Hey, you!
- Me?
1145
01:21:37,593 --> 01:21:39,800
Yeah, you, get me out of here!
1146
01:21:45,768 --> 01:21:48,772
- Okay, folks, step on back.
- Help him out.
1147
01:21:50,472 --> 01:21:51,951
Okay, Slam, now shut it off.
1148
01:21:52,441 --> 01:21:53,818
Come on, shut it off.
1149
01:21:54,643 --> 01:21:57,487
Come down off of there now,
you've had your fun.
1150
01:21:57,646 --> 01:21:59,421
Slam, I'm warning you.
1151
01:21:59,581 --> 01:22:02,323
Come down off there
right now, you hear me?
1152
01:22:11,860 --> 01:22:14,340
You're under arrest.
Now get down off of there.
1153
01:22:14,496 --> 01:22:20,310
Take me away, look me up,
it is a crime to feel this good.
1154
01:22:24,239 --> 01:22:25,616
Yeah!
1155
01:22:25,774 --> 01:22:26,912
That's right.
1156
01:23:03,378 --> 01:23:05,585
Still going to Chicago tomorrow?
1157
01:23:06,715 --> 01:23:08,490
I got my ticket.
1158
01:23:13,822 --> 01:23:15,733
You love him, don't you?
1159
01:23:18,293 --> 01:23:19,897
He's crazy.
1160
01:23:26,168 --> 01:23:29,377
- You speeding?
- No.
1161
01:23:35,377 --> 01:23:36,947
Oh, no.
1162
01:23:48,857 --> 01:23:51,463
- What happened?
- Jesus, I don't know, Mike.
1163
01:23:51,627 --> 01:23:55,336
I was working on the books and all of
a sudden the whole place was on fire.
1164
01:23:55,497 --> 01:23:56,976
Oh, my God.
1165
01:23:57,132 --> 01:23:59,043
Get down!
1166
01:24:09,611 --> 01:24:12,251
We need help here, hit that hot spot.
1167
01:24:15,484 --> 01:24:17,395
- Mike.
- You okay, Mike?
1168
01:24:17,553 --> 01:24:19,396
- Aw.
- Oh.
1169
01:24:24,126 --> 01:24:28,472
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1170
01:24:37,005 --> 01:24:38,313
Hang on.
1171
01:25:26,388 --> 01:25:30,165
Okay, everybody, coffee's on.
1172
01:25:35,397 --> 01:25:37,434
Do you want some coffee?
1173
01:25:39,668 --> 01:25:41,170
I'll get it.
1174
01:25:53,415 --> 01:25:55,190
Got to check over here.
1175
01:26:01,156 --> 01:26:03,158
How could you do this?
1176
01:26:07,529 --> 01:26:08,872
Tim.
1177
01:26:10,399 --> 01:26:14,848
Mike, believe me,
I had nothing to do with this.
1178
01:26:15,003 --> 01:26:16,607
God, I'm sorry
any of this ever happened.
1179
01:26:17,372 --> 01:26:18,783
Mike.
1180
01:26:18,940 --> 01:26:22,513
Hey, Mike, come here,
we got something to show you.
1181
01:26:33,021 --> 01:26:34,557
Damn valve is wide open.
1182
01:26:36,658 --> 01:26:38,604
It was padlocked.
1183
01:26:44,533 --> 01:26:46,911
Who else got a key to this look?
1184
01:26:52,007 --> 01:26:53,315
Cowboy.
1185
01:26:55,677 --> 01:26:57,156
Better get something.
1186
01:27:01,850 --> 01:27:03,454
Cowboy?
1187
01:27:04,786 --> 01:27:06,094
Why?
1188
01:27:07,656 --> 01:27:09,658
They took my cars away.
1189
01:27:23,572 --> 01:27:26,018
Cow, this was our home.
1190
01:27:48,797 --> 01:27:50,037
Dad.
1191
01:27:52,534 --> 01:27:53,877
Dad, I'm sorry.
1192
01:27:57,172 --> 01:27:59,345
You want a ride back to town?
1193
01:28:46,788 --> 01:28:47,892
What happened to you?
1194
01:28:50,425 --> 01:28:52,268
Speedrome burnt down last night.
1195
01:28:56,498 --> 01:28:57,704
No.
1196
01:29:00,435 --> 01:29:01,743
To the ground.
1197
01:29:06,374 --> 01:29:07,876
What are you gonna do?
1198
01:29:11,279 --> 01:29:14,726
- It all depends.
- On what?
1199
01:29:19,321 --> 01:29:20,425
On you.
1200
01:29:57,626 --> 01:29:59,606
Damn, I love you.
1201
01:30:02,898 --> 01:30:05,742
Well, in that case,
I better let you out of here.
1202
01:30:07,903 --> 01:30:09,905
Ha. What?
1203
01:30:12,741 --> 01:30:15,585
Come on, boys,
old drives keep moving.
1204
01:30:15,744 --> 01:30:17,621
Attention, attention.
1205
01:30:17,779 --> 01:30:19,850
Listen, I make halfway decent
money and if we saved,
1206
01:30:20,015 --> 01:30:22,427
we could rebuild
the Speedrome better than ever.
1207
01:30:22,584 --> 01:30:24,029
- I'm gonna sell it.
- Why?
1208
01:30:24,185 --> 01:30:25,528
To Roger Pearson.
1209
01:30:25,687 --> 01:30:28,361
I think he's ready
to make me a fair deal now.
1210
01:30:28,523 --> 01:30:30,730
Get us off to a good start
1211
01:30:30,892 --> 01:30:33,532
I know how to get us off
to a good start.
1212
01:30:39,701 --> 01:30:42,580
- I gotta ask you something.
- What?
1213
01:30:42,737 --> 01:30:44,148
Tell you on the way there.
1214
01:30:44,306 --> 01:30:45,717
- On the way where?
- Come on.
1215
01:30:45,874 --> 01:30:47,251
- Wait up.
- Okay, Mom.
1216
01:30:47,409 --> 01:30:50,549
- Take good care of yourself, eat well.
- I will.
1217
01:30:50,712 --> 01:30:52,851
Not too much junk food.
1218
01:30:53,648 --> 01:30:55,184
Hey, you're gonna miss
the parade, man.
1219
01:30:55,350 --> 01:30:56,624
I guess so.
1220
01:30:57,452 --> 01:31:00,729
- See you, Bonnie.
- Bye, Tim.
1221
01:31:01,222 --> 01:31:02,292
I'd give you a kiss goodbye
1222
01:31:02,457 --> 01:31:04,494
but I don't wanna give you
my spinal meningitis.
1223
01:31:04,659 --> 01:31:06,639
Get out of here. Ha, ha.
1224
01:31:21,076 --> 01:31:22,419
I'll call you from Chicago.
1225
01:31:22,577 --> 01:31:24,989
Hey, you call collect.
1226
01:31:25,680 --> 01:31:27,057
Okay, Dad.
1227
01:31:27,215 --> 01:31:30,059
- We love you.
- I don't. Ow.
1228
01:31:31,219 --> 01:31:33,256
Boy, am I gonna miss you.
1229
01:31:54,009 --> 01:31:55,249
Yo, hey.
1230
01:31:55,410 --> 01:31:57,083
Stop.
1231
01:31:57,245 --> 01:31:59,885
- Yo.
- No, don't stop.
1232
01:32:03,685 --> 01:32:04,857
Hey, Yo.
1233
01:32:05,020 --> 01:32:06,795
No, no, keep going, keep going.
1234
01:32:20,335 --> 01:32:21,814
Open up.
1235
01:32:23,972 --> 01:32:26,043
What did you do,
fall out of your seat?
1236
01:32:26,207 --> 01:32:27,242
Come on.
1237
01:32:27,409 --> 01:32:29,286
- Just a minute, Slam.
- Come on.
1238
01:32:29,444 --> 01:32:31,390
- I didn't mean...
- Just move it.
1239
01:32:31,546 --> 01:32:32,923
Slam, I just...
1240
01:32:33,748 --> 01:32:34,920
Happy trails, partner.
1241
01:32:36,117 --> 01:32:39,155
You're going the wrong direction, kid.
Come here.
1242
01:32:39,654 --> 01:32:40,962
- What's this?
- Money.
1243
01:32:41,122 --> 01:32:42,157
For what?
1244
01:32:42,323 --> 01:32:44,269
For that dolphin cruise in Florida.
1245
01:32:45,994 --> 01:32:47,473
Turn around.
1246
01:32:49,197 --> 01:32:51,438
Put this in the mail and the car's yours.
1247
01:32:52,067 --> 01:32:53,444
Here.
1248
01:32:55,303 --> 01:32:57,249
Get going, you have along drive.
1249
01:33:01,409 --> 01:33:04,015
- I'm gonna pay you back.
- We're even, kid.
1250
01:33:06,748 --> 01:33:07,920
Thanks, Slam.
1251
01:33:08,516 --> 01:33:12,487
Forget it. Besides, reverse gear's shot,
the damn thing only moves forward.
1252
01:33:14,989 --> 01:33:18,436
- Can I drop you guys off?
- Nope, we're going to the parade.
1253
01:33:21,763 --> 01:33:24,676
- See you.
- Drop us a card.